White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
