Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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