i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He passed out mid-signature
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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