I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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