I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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