i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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