Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
