Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
