Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
