Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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