we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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