are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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