who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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