walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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