Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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