About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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