the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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