As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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