How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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