Non-Jews are for practice
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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