I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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