I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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