I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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