Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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