this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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