Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i am craving dick and cupcakes
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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