Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have fence marks all over my body
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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