No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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