508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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