last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What changed your mind?
Being sober
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
