I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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