carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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