guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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