you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
