You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Randomize
