She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This toilet bowl is my home.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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