remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize
