Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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