Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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