Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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