that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
its liver damage thursday
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