soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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