i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Come share oat with me in your robe
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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