New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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