Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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