He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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