He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
