No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
don't judge my taste in strippers
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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