I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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