at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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