On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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