Is it normal to miss your booty call?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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