It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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