just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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