ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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