just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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